1/21/2012 - ∞
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
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THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN
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accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life
^
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| defense lawyer: | sweetie(: |
i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
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the first 3D movie i ever saw was that spy kids movie and i was so disoriented afterwards that i fell down the stairs
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time for some hot shower sex minus the sex
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Instead of whispered, consider:
- murmured
- mumbled
- muttered
- breathed
- sighed
- hissed
- mouthed
- uttered
- intoned
- susurrated
- purred
- said in an undertone
- gasped
- hinted
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
- insinuated
aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
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your gay
what about my gay
it’s off its leash and is now redecorating my living room
please take it back
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